My Godmother sent me this, via email. Enjoy:
A DC
'airport ticket agent' offers some examples of
why the US is in so much
trouble!
1.I had a
New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter)
ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't
get messed up by being near the window. (On an
airplane!)
2.
I got a
call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer
(Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Cape
Town. I started to explain the length of the
flight and the passport information, and then he
interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make
you look stupid, but Cape Town is in
Massachusetts ...''
Without trying to
make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape
Cod is in Massachusetts , Cape Town is in South
Africa ...''
His
response -- click..
3. A
senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders)
called, furious about a Florida package we did.
I asked what was wrong with the vacation in
Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view
room. I tried to explain that's not possible,
since Orlando is in the middle of the
state.
He replied, 'Don't lie to me!, I
looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN
state!!'' (OMG)
4. I got a
call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who
asked, ''Is it possible to see England from
Canada ?''
I said, ''No.''
She
said, ''But they look so close on the map''
(OMG, again!)
5. An aide
for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once
called and asked if he could rent a car in
Dallas .. I pulled up the reservation and
noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas
... When I asked him why he wanted to rent a
car, he said, ''I heard Dallas was a big
airport, and we will need a car to drive between
gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)
6. An
Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called
last week. She needed to know how it was
possible that her flight from Detroit left at
8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33
a.m.
I explained that Michigan was an
hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't
understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I
told her the plane went fast, and she bought
that.
7. A New
York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and
asked, ''Do airlines put your physical
description on your bag so they know whose
luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No, why do
you ask?'
He replied, ''Well, when I
checked in with the airline, they put a tag on
my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight.
I think that's very rude!''
After putting
him on hold for a minute, while I looked into
it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and
explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT
- Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just
putting a destination tag on his
luggage..
8. A
Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to
inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After
going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would
it be cheaper to fly to California and then take
the train to Hawaii ?''
9. I just
got off the phone with a freshman Congressman,
Bobby Bright from Ala. who asked, ''How do I
know which plane to get on?''
I asked him
what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I
was told my flight number is 823, but none of
these planes have numbers on them.''
10 Senator
Dianne Feinstein called and said, ''I need to
fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get
on one of those little computer
planes?''
I asked if she meant fly to
Pensacola and fly on a commuter
plane.
She said, ''Yeah, whatever,
smarty!''
11 Mary
Landrieu, La. Senator, called and had a question
about the documents she needed in order to fly
to China . After a lengthy discussion about
passports, I reminded her that she needed a
visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many
times and never had to have one of those.''
I double checked and sure enough, her
stay required a visa. When I told her this she
said, ''Look, I've been to China four times and
every time they have accepted my American
Express!''
12 A New
Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make
reservations, ''I want to go from Chicago to
Rhino, New York .''
I was at a loss for
words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's
the name of the town?''
'Yes,
what flights do you have?'' replied the
man.
After
some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry,
sir, I've looked up every airport code in the
country and can't find a rhino
anywhere."
''The man retorted, ''Oh,
don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is.
Check your map!''
So I scoured a map of
the state of New York and finally offered, ''You
don't mean Buffalo , do you?''
The reply?
''Whatever! I knew it was a big
animal.''
Now you know why the Government
is in the shape it's in!
Could ANYONE be
this DUMB?
YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE
IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.
I don't write it, I just offer it for
your consideration. Like manure, you just gotta
spread it around.
Self Sustained Living "Bloggtress" In Need
55 seconds ago
2 comments:
I knew it was bad but not to this extent.
At least we know why we're in this predicament, what with "leaders" this...um...intellectually challenged.
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